listen, when i go to open my mouth & what comes out is 12 degrees of seperation from what the original topic was, u need to connect the dots bitch. think fast. i’m not gonna hold ur hand but we’re leaving now and visiting every topic along the line. wave it goodbye, don’t get hung up on it
My aesthetic: when you take off your glasses on a highway and all the lights go soft and smudged, a trail of amber behind you like a quiet afterthought
My aesthetic: keeping my own glasses on so I can see the road and not die
Im so sorry youve been trapped in the passenger seat all these years Yellow.
I ordered a blonde flat white from Starbucks while on my break and the barista must have been having a long day bc he goes “that would be my stripper name” and there was like five seconds of dead silence between us before he looked up realized he said that out loud
You tipped right
i put 20 bucks in his hand and told him to pocket all of it
this is the same guy that painted the chase banks on fire ..,,,, Comrade Alex
Alex Schaefer was my painting instructor in college at ACCD. He’s just as chaotic as you’d expect. He’d sometimes miss whole weeks cuz he was in jail for protesting unethical banking. We saw him on TV a lot during the 2016 election cuz he was always carrying around that huge puppet during demonstrations and marches in LA. Always covered in paint even when he wasn’t teaching. Or painting. I’ve been to his apartment during a field trip and it’s covered in paint dabs from top to bottom, just absolutely caked in it. Taught us a lot of great techniques. Great painter, great teacher. Absolute weirdo. I respect him a lot.
